Xanga: Machete

I love my machete, do you know why? cuz its so freakin’ useful.  I was in my room a little while ago when this HUGEASS cockroach comes frikking outta nowhere, so i pull my machete out from under my bed and rocked his ass, u betta believe he wont be messin’ with me no more……….. anyways if you have need of my services you know where Im at. 

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  1. once you kill a roach, their eggs lay everywhere so you better have burned that sucker.


  2. …gross.


  3. hahahaha..ur so funnny!!!!


  4. i hope its ghost comes back to haunt u u jerk


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